The fisherfolk of Hartlepool fearing an invasion kept a close watch on the French vessel as it struggled against the storm but when the vessel was severely battered and sunk they turned their attention to the wreckage washed ashore. Among the wreckage lay one wet and sorrowful looking survivor, the ship's pet monkey dressed to amuse in a military style uniform.
The fishermen apparently questioned the monkey and held
a beach-based trial. Unfamiliar with what a Frenchman looked like they
came to the conclusion that this monkey was a French spy and should be
sentenced to death. The unfortunate creature was to die by hanging, with
the mast of a fishing boat
(a coble) providing a convenient gallows.
Because of Hartlepools stupid ancestors the poor Hartlepool population today are refered to as Monkey Hangers and this is not just a story that is known throughout the North East it is known throughout the world. If I had one wish it would be to have one hour in a boxing ring with the person who decided the monkey was a french spy. A song was even written about us Hartlepudlians - read it below